i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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