Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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