if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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