okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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