I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
