I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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