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I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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