Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
