Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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