I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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