the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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