OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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