community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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