can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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