I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
