you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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