I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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