it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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