i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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