I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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