Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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