I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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