You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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