Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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