Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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