weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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