Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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