I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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