I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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