I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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