I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
