Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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