you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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