People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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