Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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