he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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