If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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