Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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