So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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