just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
