Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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