Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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