I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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