I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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