i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I just threw up on my dentist
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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