Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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