I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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