Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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