you turned your livingroom into a bong?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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