What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
third nipple confirmed
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
