Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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