New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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