We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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