He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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