Have you finally orgasmed yet?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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