i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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