Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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