who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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