Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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